January 2011
21 posts
RT @MrBigFists: I wonder how many policemen go into law enforcement for the sole purpose of preventing people from making it to their ap …
Dude. That “your mum” joke was so inappropriate. This is not Twit… Wait. Okay, we’re cool.
Judging by his attire and the time he spends away from home, I wonder why Mr. Kit Walker’s nickname wasn’t “The Ghost Who Stinks”.
And thanks to the Urban Dictionary, now I know that the Bible phrase in that last tweet is used also as a euphemism for an expletive.
Experts say that Notion Ink’s new accessory for their Adam tablet, called Eve, might pose a major security threat.
“I once dated a Nobel-winner nuclear physicist.”
“Then?”
“We broke up. He was such a Bohr.”
RT @MrBigFists: There’s no easy way to tell you this so I might as well tell you while I ride my unicycle backwards and juggle these fla …
“I hate Apple products” is the new “I hate Microsoft products”.
“Not a single fucking piece of ice for my fucking drink in this whole fucking ship?” — Captain of Titanic
Acid trip update: The visions have subsided. But I’m still stuck to the ceiling.
Just watching this young crowd at the State Youth Festival makes me feel like a teenager again…
A few good performances make the burning sun bearable. #KSK
I think I can do it for maybe 30 seconds. RT @vikoni: I can adore a child for 30 whole minutes.
Smartubation (n.): The act of showing off one’s vast knowledge and high intelligence in a manner that annoys people.
People who don’t have a life would hardly ever be noticed missing. Twitter: Feeding my pet crocodiles since 2006.
Hatred of children is directly proportional to intelligence. And that, my friends, is why idiocracy will take over.
The cute girl from the office and me in the same bus. She doesn’t know me, but I’m sure this is a sign that we’re meant for each other.
RT @CcSteff: Tickled pink by the realization that my daughter will probably be the one who teaches my evangelical brother’s kids how to …
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RT @kattcalls: My guy hates waste, so we went to the store, picked out anniversary cards, exchanged them, read them, and put them back o …
By using correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation, @MadhuriDixit1 has proved herself a disgrace to the Twitter celebrity community.